The Utopian Reader: Obituaries

  By:Catherine Chen, The Utopian Reader                     April 27^th

 1)   Rose Darling, 124, of Sealand(east) , died, on  Wednesday, June, 17^th, 3656.

She was born to the late Michael and Mary Wood, April, 20^th, 3532, in East part of Sealand. Rose graduated from Garden City High School and received Mater Degree in English from University of Sealand. She was married to Hose Darling on November, 19^th, 3563.

Rose was a journalist until she retired. She was passionate about writing and she loved to reply her readers by thought-shapes. Her articles are very popular in young people, because she always has some creative and unusual topic to attract people to read. Rose also made a web site which is called YOU-AND-ME, to make it easier for her to use telepathy with her fans.

She was survived by Daisy Parterre and Lily White, of Sealand(east); Cactus Darling and Tulip Brown, of Sealand(south). She is also survived by seven grandchildren and four great-grandchildren.

A viewing will be held at Garden City Funeral Home at 7 p.m. on Friday. The funeral will take place at 2 p.m. on Saturday, with the burial immediately following.

2)   Mike Donald, 114, of Sealand, passed     away, on Friday,     June,20^th,3656.

He was born to the late Johnson and Paris May, August, 24^th, 3542, in Sealand. Mike graduated from University Sealand Secondary School and received bachelor’s degree in computer technology from Sealand University. He was married with Bonnie Smith.

Mike was a professional computer repair technician. He was interested in computer since he was a child. Mike was a nice person who always tried to help others as possible as he could. He is also good at making thought-shapes; he trained people who want to improve their telepathy skills, online and helped them in different ways.

He was survived by William Donald, Chuck Donald of Sealand (south); Taylor Collins, Emma Wilson of Sealand (west). He is also survived by five grandchildren and two great-grandchildren.

A viewing will be held at the SEALAND Funeral Home at 8 p.m. on Sunday. Burial will be held at 1 p.m. Monday at Green Cemetery.

Personal Ads: Girl Seeks Boy for Eat Bacon & Pancake and Plan Romantic Journey

Girl Seeks Boy for Eat Bacon & Pancake and Plan Romantic Journey

               By:Catherine Chen, The Utopian Reader                     April 27^th

I’m just a girl who would like to begin a day with some Salty-Bacon beside a Poached Egg and a Fresh - Cooked Pancake with you. It is a meaningful thing to do with my most important person. I also like to use a thought-shape to communicate, because I think it’s essential for human body.

I am a diminutive figure with 160cm height, and I appreciate that you can give me a sense of security and strong enough to protect me. You don’t need to be a fitness trainer but giving a sense of safety feeling can interpret in different ways.

I can send a strong message by telepathy and I hope you can as well. Sometimes, when I feel sad or depressed, I’d like to use the thought-shape instead of telling you what happens. These days, people can’t live without the thought-shape, same as me.

Usually, I dress formally during the weekdays. But, on the weekends, I like wearing shorts and go for a barbeque with my friends. When I go shopping, I like dressing skirts and also make up. However, most of girls are like walking dead when they wake up in the morning, same as me.

I enjoy eating delicious but I don’t like carrots. Carrots are the only kind of food that I cannot endure, because of their terrible tastes and smells. Maybe…you can eat that for me! I like cooking and baking. I can spend an afternoon on making a cake and dessert. It makes me feel happy and proud, after people taste my food and give me a smile. If you are planning to lose weight, I won’t force you to eat.

I like traveling around the world, doesn’t matter how far it is. I like to enjoy the Earth where we live. Taking a romantic journey, making a thought-shape and eating a breakfast with you are the most romantic thing I dreamed…